'But you're no Dan Paladin'

Also called "Turtle Shells Armor Fashionable." Read that aloud.

Title comes from a Kotaku commentor. Very nice fellow; probably won't get laid, though.

If you don't get it, here: Castle Crashers. It's a nice side scrolling beat 'em up game from the people who brought you Alien Hominid. They're color coded, just like an elite group of mutated turtles.